I'm pants shitting drunk right now
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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