i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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