Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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