I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Randomize
