She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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