we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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