somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Randomize
