can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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