Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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