me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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