But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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