YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The struggles of a small town man whore
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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