going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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