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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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