Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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