For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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