If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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