so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm bleeding and have questions
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