I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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