I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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