I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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