Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
