the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
