Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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