The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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