What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
These tits shall not be calmed
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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