Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We are all done wearing pants today
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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