I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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