Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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