Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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