i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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