I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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