just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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