she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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