I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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