i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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