PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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