Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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there is another microwave in the elevator.
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