I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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