There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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