In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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