How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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