Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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