i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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