Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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