I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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