Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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