What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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