My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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