woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Randomize
