Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Hello my rib-scented angel!
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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