One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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