No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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